On this very special day, ask you self "What would Jesus do?" (no.lastname.nz)

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Don't do that

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[-] merde@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

many people were "literally nailed to a cross by their hands and feet"

Crucifixion is a method of capital punishment in which the condemned is tied or nailed to a large wooden cross, beam or stake and left to hang until eventual death. It was used as a punishment by the Persians, Carthaginians, and Romans, among others.

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