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[-] Maultasche@lemmy.world 164 points 1 month ago

The best response came right afterwards

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 57 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I feel like having five dicks would be kind of cumbersome and much more difficult to use than just 1. Like, how do you aim when you pee?

[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 month ago

I imagine it to be like an udder but for piss

[-] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

[-] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

What is up with the cartoon turtle in the background of this rofl

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

this👌but thumb and finger not touching, or two hands.

[-] Tournesol@feddit.fr 3 points 1 month ago

you did not just say that 💀

[-] Damage@feddit.it 6 points 1 month ago

I think these people exist, based on my observations of the toilets at my current workplace

[-] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

Just tape them together, like a fleshy gattling gun

[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Spider Dijon mentioned

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

High five, my mind went straight to Mighty Boosh too

[-] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

I know there are people with two, you could ask what they do ig

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago

Into the shower.

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