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[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago

1.5 Billion? For 1.5 Billion I’d waffle stomp my neighbor and slide him underneath my police department’s door.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Your neighbor, sure. A cute innocent animal! Not killing it unless it's delicious.

[-] Duranie@leminal.space 5 points 2 months ago

But isn't it basically bunny veal anyway?

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah but now it’s been stomped on. If a restaurant served me veal and told me they stomped on it in the parking lot, I’d send it back.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Oh, how fancy. Look at the queen of England here, too good to eat parking lot veal.

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