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[-] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago

I found a money laundering deli

It's amazing, they love having customers as it improves their cover so everything is dirt cheap and really high quality.

Sometimes people come in and the guy behind the register politely shuffles us out with an armful of free cold cuts and a wink

None of you will ever hear about this place from my lips

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 22 points 3 months ago

You think anyone does crime to support their dream of being a shop keeper with good deals?

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago
[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago

Hope you meant

We need to cook, JackbyDev

[-] Twipped@l.twipped.social 1 points 3 months ago

I’d do it, but I think I’d be worse at being a criminal.

this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2025
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