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[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago

Yeah, but as a counterpoint duckass

[-] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

I'll reply with this: five minutes of masturbation can prevent a lifetime of pain and suffering.

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Or, just do it!

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago

My friends keep telling me not to and my parents would be sad. I also feel bad about somebody finding my body

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Nah hit that shit raw bro.

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