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[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago

Cock your head! Do you see it?!

Oh yeah, it looks like a massive...

[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago

Rod, check this out! It looks just like a huge..

[-] Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Pecker, oh that's not a woodpecker it looks like a huge ...

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Johnson! Radio the admiral! This ship's about to be plowed by that enormous-

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"COCKLES!!! OYSTERS, CLAMS, AND COCK-- say, am i the only one seeing this..."

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