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[-] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 129 points 1 month ago

Gonna be a lot of gross people that no one wants to fuck at that event.

I guarantee it.

[-] crank0271@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

What if they fuck each other?

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 59 points 1 month ago

That's... how Conservatives are made.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

What if we took a page of Bob Barker's book and have them spayed or neutered?

[-] Transtronaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago

Eugenics is from the conservatives' book.

Then they shouldn’t mind, right?

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Not originally, strangely enough...

[-] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 13 points 1 month ago

Then it would just be pride month ? That’d be ok I guess assuming everyone consents

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

while talking about how not gay it is

[-] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yep as a queer I wish to reassure them, I wouldn't touch any of them with a pole

[-] futatorius@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Not even someone else's pole.

this post was submitted on 08 May 2025
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