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[-] BlackAura@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

Not sure if typo or honest mistake in your title but just in case:

Cookies crumble (break into smaller pieces).

Sheet metal and/or aluminum foil crumples (crushes / becomes creased).

[-] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

I dunno. Cybertrucks probably would crumble in a crash. Or a minor fender bender. Or just sitting there in a parking lot.

[-] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 8 months ago

Just give them time to rust. A few minutes after a light rain should do.

[-] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 5 points 8 months ago

The sides falling off was in the news wasn't it?

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 4 points 8 months ago

Front fell off too. That is typical, mind you.

[-] chuymatt@startrek.website 2 points 8 months ago

We should tow them.

[-] beastlykings@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

It's funny, my brain scanned right over that, I could've sworn he said crumple because I expected crumple

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 2 points 8 months ago

Might have seen it if it wasn't followed by "zones". I read it the same way. The brain fills in context, sometimes without looking close.

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