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this post was submitted on 18 May 2025
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Teleport man teleports into the middle of the Battlefield.
"Guys, just chill for a second - we really don't need to do this in the middle of a packed city. Hang tight, I'm gonna take us elsewhere..."
Teleports behind Darkseid, touches his leg and teleports him to the Moon. Teleports instantly back, and teleports Superman there too. Both Superman and Darkseid have barely had time to register their surroundings.
"You're welcome."
Teleports away.
Superman and darkseid can both react retroactively, unfortunately. They are both faster than causality.
at first it was superman, than darkseid, than TRIGON, and then all powerful " christian like god"
teleport man can literally teleport through spacetime
Comics were the original shounen power creep.
Nah, that was the Bible, when Yahweh and El did their mega-fusion