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[-] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 32 points 1 week ago

This might beat the scene in The Passion of the Christ where Jesus invents the dining table with chairs.

[-] ZeroGravitas@lemm.ee 47 points 1 week ago

Reminds me of that great classic:

  • Table for 26?

  • But... You're with 13 people.

  • Yes, but we like to sit on the same side of the table.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Technically, he doesn't invent them. He's just riding the trend.

Also, probably the best scene in that movie.

[-] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago

A bit more nuanced then I remembered.

[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

He most likely wasn't a carpenter at all, the Greek just says 'builder'. Probably a stone mason

[-] baines@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 week ago

so you are saying Jesus was a stoner?

[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That explains the awful table.

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