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[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine his embarrassment when the charcoal just neutralizes all the toxic mountain dew and energy drinks in his guts, his ulcers heal, digestion improves and he feels better with more energy and then decides to go out and take up surfing, where he meets a nice girl on the beach and they hit it off and eventually get married and raise a bunch of kids, then BAM outta nowhere, 27 years later, hit by a truck.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

A tale as old as time

this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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