My balls are wrinkly, and they've barely seen any sun at all.
But you do admit you remember exposing them to direct sunlight more than once?
is "direct sunlight" a code word for families at Shoneys?
They wanna drive a wooden stake through my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto blue Jays game; but all I'm saying is I bought the tickets!
When did you start dating Lauren Boebert?
Edit: grammar
Im a demon. I have no loyalty for anyone! Never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me haha
I'm enjoying the chaos of this comment chain.
Then you'll love ~~the source of my plagiarism~~ my muse
I would never have gotten that reference. It's delightfully absurd and obscene, though.
Nudist beach is a pretty good explanation.
Please don't bring reason and understanding into this, I'm trying to be irrationally judgmental over here.
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My balls are wrinkly, and they've barely seen any sun at all.
But you do admit you remember exposing them to direct sunlight more than once?
is "direct sunlight" a code word for families at Shoneys?
They wanna drive a wooden stake through my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto blue Jays game; but all I'm saying is I bought the tickets!
When did you start dating Lauren Boebert?
Edit: grammar
Im a demon. I have no loyalty for anyone! Never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me haha
I'm enjoying the chaos of this comment chain.
Then you'll love ~~the source of my plagiarism~~ my muse
I would never have gotten that reference. It's delightfully absurd and obscene, though.
Nudist beach is a pretty good explanation.
Please don't bring reason and understanding into this, I'm trying to be irrationally judgmental over here.