Really? NO ONE wants to hire an anatomically correct Pikachu for their party/event?? (hexbear.net)

submitted 6 days ago by happybadger@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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FULLY-anatomically correct, and I'm a professional method actor. I have my own car batteries if you want me to battle. Not one corporate retreat or wedding needs a serious Pikachu impersonator? Hit me up.

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[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

Are you still allowed to officiate weddings after that thing that happened last time?

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

Don't serve free alcohol around Pikachu. Maybe cut off Pikachu after X amount of shots. Put a PIKACHU SIGN on one of the BATHROOMS so I know where to GO and don't shit on the floor.