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You said 'Anatomically correct Pikachu'...
Much higher quality. Those are low-grade.
Is that a fucking bouncy castle entrance?
no, it's a bouncy castle fucking entrance
How do things like this get made and nobody goes "hey, wait"
Because not everyone has such a perverted mind like you, smh. 
Or alternatively, they have one that’s even more perverted. That’s also possible.
I "do" because I "can". I worry not about whether I "should."
it's just kids playin
If these were anatomically correct they would have the heart shaped tail
Maybe this pikachu is trans and had tail masculinization surgery you BIGOT
look, we've been over this. your costume Pikachu's dong is circumcised, which is a dealbreaker for us.
All pokemon are circumcised. Everyone knows this.
yes, exactly. we want to give our twenty-five-year-old manchild a fantasy birthday, not a mundane one.
Well this pikachu would never associate with an uncircumcised pokemon.
Can you surf?
I can do anything. I need the money. I'll kill.
More than the body, you have also captured Pikachu's rodent mind. Well done
“Yes of course I will be nude from the waist down! Have you ever seen Pikachu wear anything other than a hat!?”
There are G-rated options available, but if you hire me as PhD Pikachu then don't be surprised if I only want to talk about my research. I don't want to dance around and be fucking silly.
these kids don't know what they could have had. fat pikachu forever.
I can't work events with kids unless I'm PhD Pikachu or Rock Star Pikachu. Otherwise I'm strictly no pants even as Magician Pikachu. No public venues either.
Electric sac or gtfo
The COWARD mods won't let Pikachu fundraise to go to Mexico and get one implanted. The COWARD State Department says I need to remove my costume for a passport photo.
I have 100% confidence that people would hire such an act, in droves.
So did I. You fall asleep smoking in your car one time and all of a sudden nobody wants to hire you because you self-immolated at a birthday party.
Are you still allowed to officiate weddings after that thing that happened last time?
Don't serve free alcohol around Pikachu. Maybe cut off Pikachu after X amount of shots. Put a PIKACHU SIGN on one of the BATHROOMS so I know where to GO and don't shit on the floor.
You're looking in the wrong places, OP. Try reaching out to furry conventions.
They accuse me of being a sex thing and it becomes a screaming match. I can't bring my batteries into the conventions either.
Why would it being a sex thing ruin it for furries. Sure it may not be a sex thing for all of them. But there are a lot of sex things surrounding furries
That's not even what made me so mad. I kept asking them if Daniel Day-Lewis is a sex thing and they said nobody wants to see Pikachu's penis and I said I have to look at it every day how the fuck do they think Pikachu feels.
perhaps if the batteries weren't connected to your nipples ?
My car batteries are weapons, not sex things. I explained this.
this post was submitted on 30 May 2025
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