446

Florida man armed with garden shears survives gator attack before shot, killed by deputies (www.wesh.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Wilshire@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

101 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[-] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 weeks ago

The epitome of FloridaMan is now deceased. There will never be another like him.

[-] Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 weeks ago

FloridaMan is like the Slayer. When one dies, another is called.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 15 points 2 weeks ago

I would say killing a Florida Man is like cutting the head off a hydra.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Dread Pirate Roberts!

[-] Doxatek@mander.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

There's 12 more in the same trailer drug den he crawled out of thankfully!

this post was submitted on 27 May 2025

446 points (97.6% liked)

Not The Onion

16714 readers

370 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

Links to news stories from...
...credible sources, with...
...their original headlines, that...
...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

kescusay@lemmy.world