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'Baby shark, doo, doo.' Popular kids' song used to deter the homeless
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This will drive them insane, but it will not deter them.
Soon, the city will be dealing with a bunch of unfortunate folks who are not only poor, but also enraged.
There you go, berserked homeless people!
“Ok, we hear you, but how can we add the irresistible craving to eat human flesh into the mix?” - the business owners, probably.
And then they call the swat team to clear their camps and accidentally concuss and paralyze a few of them
Evey street dweller will shout the lyrics to Baby Shark in every passerby's ears!