Pighshop (pronounced pie shop or pig H ship, either is correct). Captures by making a diagonal move of any length past a piece, then moving one space perpendicular to its original path and adjacent to the piece being captured. This can simply be called en pighshop. Making a teleporting sound and saying "お前はも死んでる" is optional, but encouraged.

Edit: damnit, that's not a bishop. Please pretend in is.