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[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 31 points 3 days ago

When I asked for a Dr Pepper in Tennessee the waitress said 'here's your coke'. So I said 'wait, I didn't order a coke' and she said ' it's Dr Pepper'. I thought she was flirting with me, so I started smiling at her and gave her a nice tip. This whole interaction now makes a bit more sense.

[-] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 days ago

Yeah... I'm gonna need a detailed breakdown of the rationale you followed to get from "she called Dr. Pepper coke" to "she's flirting with me", if you don't mind.

[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

He thought she was saying a small lie to get a reaction out of him. Like playing a small prank. Playfulness

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 days ago

Sure, lets go with that. The fact she was really cute did not cloud my judgment in any way.

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 11 points 3 days ago

That would be a seriously weird way to flirt

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Could be said of 95% of all instances of flirting.

[-] Lesrid@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

In my adolescence I thought flirting was a secret art. Turns out it really is just being kinda weird and then the other person likes it since they would have liked anything you said with that cute mouth of yours.

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