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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

When the fridge is empty, I call Domino's.

This is my last resort.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I'm not desperate enough by just having an empty fridge to order dominoes.

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Humans can survive for months without eating

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