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[-] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

FLARED BASE!

IF IT DOESN'T HAVE A FLARED BASE YOU CAN'T PULL IT BACK OUT!

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

If the base ain't flared it's getting stuck in there.

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

What goes up might not come down,
And searching inside can make you frown.
So if it’s not flared, give it a pass -
You don’t want docs digging in your... 🍑

From veggies to gadgets, folks get bold,
But suction’s a force that's tough to hold.
So spare yourself the ER toll -
Get toys that stay out of your... 👌

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago
[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Bro the spoiler tags?

[-] Dojan@pawb.social 8 points 3 weeks ago

And make sure the flare is large enough that it actually does the job, as a flare doesn't help much if it pops inside. Strings help too, like for beads.

[-] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

That only works if the flared base is outside the body.

this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2025
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