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[-] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 80 points 1 month ago

Sent to a nurse to ask if that seems real. Apparently, it checks out.

GENTLEMEN, PLEASE for your own sake, please be safe and use something built for that purpose or at least something with a flare that you can't lose up there.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

i hope they listen instead of having their head up their asses

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

In fairness you were quite muffled

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

While funny, this is not true.

"Chest radiography remains the most commonly performed radiological exam in the world with industrialized countries reporting an average 238 erect-view chest X-ray images acquired per 1000 of population annually".

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1361841521001717

Depending on the country, there's a chance of dental x-rays being even more frequent, but this varies greatly.

Edit: Sorry I didn't directly address the "1/3 of exams". Even adding abdominal, hip, and pelvic x-rays, it's still short of 10% of total. Source.

[-] bjorney@lemmy.ca 46 points 1 month ago

I would assume the radiographer working in the ER sees a lot more foreign-body-up-the-butt cases than the one working in a cardiologists office.

Also I've never had a specialist take my dental X-rays, it's always the hygienist or dentist

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The ER chest x-rays are usually for breathing problems, not so much the heart.

Trouble breathing, cough and fever are your ER bread and butter.

Limbs and joints are #2 (accidents).

[-] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I figured the “1/3” number to be hyperbole. The message isn’t that they took hard data and literally mean “1 in 3,” but rather that, “Male patients with items lost up their rectum is much more common than expected.”

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

I have to assume that if you work in a hospital you're not doing an awful lot of dental x-rays. Dentists do those.

[-] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 70 points 1 month ago

Sounds like there should be a high demand for safe sex toys for men's asses based on those stats. ..... How to normalize ass toys to a homophobic population is all that stands in the way of big ass profits.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago

Sex toy companies just have a hard time to achieve full market penetration with the cishet male demographic. I bet there is a big gaping hole in the market data concerning male sex toy use since men probably lie about that. The sex toy companies just need to find a way to stimulate more interest in toys and stop these men from dicking around with household items. They should just go balls to the wall with their marketing campaigns. But also society needs to stop giving men who like it up where the sun don’t shine the shaft.

[-] crusa187@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 month ago

“Dude wipes” is already feeling out the market

[-] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

A lot of men have such fragile egos that things like this exist. Most men won't sit to pee either. Most likely because they've never actually cleaned the bathroom.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

prostrate stimulators

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Back scratchers for the itches inside!

[-] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

FLARED BASE!

IF IT DOESN'T HAVE A FLARED BASE YOU CAN'T PULL IT BACK OUT!

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

If the base ain't flared it's getting stuck in there.

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What goes up might not come down,
And searching inside can make you frown.
So if it’s not flared, give it a pass -
You don’t want docs digging in your... 🍑

From veggies to gadgets, folks get bold,
But suction’s a force that's tough to hold.
So spare yourself the ER toll -
Get toys that stay out of your... 👌

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago
[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Bro the spoiler tags?

[-] Dojan@pawb.social 8 points 1 month ago

And make sure the flare is large enough that it actually does the job, as a flare doesn't help much if it pops inside. Strings help too, like for beads.

[-] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

That only works if the flared base is outside the body.

[-] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 27 points 1 month ago

FLARED. BASE. It's not a joke.

[-] user_name@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

I have a urologist friend who says a huge portion of his job is taking things out of people’s dickholes.

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 11 points 1 month ago

Nooo I really did not want to know that

[-] sxan@midwest.social 16 points 1 month ago

I... a third‽ I think I've had maybe 4 things foreign objects in there my entire life; twice were medical exams, and the other two confirmed that that activity is not my bag. But, 30%? Wow.

I never realized I was so sheltered.

[-] workerONE@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Are you a radiologist or are you just someone who doesn't stick things up their ass?

[-] sxan@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

I can see how my comment would be ambiguous.

The latter.

[-] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

why is an Xray needed.

I'm assuming the patient knows what's in there already

[-] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 25 points 1 month ago

So that the doctors can point and laugh.

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

A photograph for memorys sake!

[-] Case@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

For a real answer, generally cutting blindly into a patient with no imaging is ground for a malpractice suit.

Edit: I worked in IT support radiologists for.... too long, so my thoughts broadened past just an unfortunate insertion.

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Cutting isn't how most of these come out, they can usually be pulled out after some uncomfortable stretching.

Ruling out damage/tear to the intestine is probably a better reason, since an x-ray will show "pockets" of free air where there shouldn't be any, and if they don't catch it that person is probably coming back in several hours but this time with a massive, deadly infection.

[-] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

cutting???

I thought they remove it from where it came from. after all, it did fit inside. just use some forceps and lots of lube.

[-] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

the funniest part is the 5000$ copay to make doctors laugh at you

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[-] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

i hate it here

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

The patient sure, but the doctor must know too.

And in what orientation.

[-] piefood@feddit.online 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You would be surprised how many people "don't know why they feel bad", and "don't know how that got in there". People will go through a lot to avoid admitting that they like things in the poop-chute

[-] Dojan@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago

Well, there may be ladybirds in there.

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

Username checks out

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

A third? Those are amateur numbers. C'mon guys, man up and get in there!

[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 3 points 1 month ago

I tried but I couldn't get it stuck. maybe my ass is a tent flap

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That feels high, but I don’t know because I’ve never had a routine appointment with the radiographer, so it’s hard to compare how often that happens.

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