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Surviving the predator
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Sadako. Her curse takes 7 days to take effect, assuming it's gone once 24 hours are up. Else, Jaws can't get you if you're nowhere close to the sea.
Until they release a Jaws/Sharknado crossover.
Bruce isn't the villain in Jaws; the mayor is.
Same with Batman Forever.
Jaws is a spy movie henchman, not a horror movie villain.
It says 24 hours of being chased by the villain. That means the timer won't start until they start chasing you.
So theres a lot in the books that never comes up in the film. She can impregnate you and make you give birth to a clone of her.
Well that's got to take longer than 24 hours, surely? Or is the speed of the pregnancy part of the horror? Can she mpreg!?