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[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 18 points 1 week ago

"hearty amount of jam"

Annnnnd now I have slugs and ants.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Slug diplomat makes agreement with ant diplomat.
Ants carry away salt.
Slugs share jam.
OP unwittingly made bug super alliance.

[-] Knuschberkeks@leminal.space 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

but what's in it for the Ants? They do all the work and have to share their bounty.

[-] dumbass@quokk.au 3 points 1 week ago

They now have enough salt to wage war on the slugs, the slugs win will be temporary until the ants weaponize the salt.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

It’s classic slug politics where they throw their weight around on the international stage.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Arachnids can definitely be bugs in my book, but I had never considered mollusks before!

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago
[-] pdxfed@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

"minifauna" is going on my list.

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Put cinnamon around the outer wall and ants will stay out. Not sure what it does to slugs though.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago

Great, now half my kitchen cabinet is poured onto the floor

this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2025
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