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✨ new tech bingo ✨ (lemmy.ml)
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[-] spongebue@lemmy.world 111 points 3 days ago

I was looking for "buzzword soup website doesn't say what the product fucking does"

Maybe that wouldn't fit in a square

[-] Stovetop@lemmy.world 79 points 3 days ago

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[-] spongebue@lemmy.world 40 points 3 days ago

It's so perfectly terrible 🥹

[-] Nikophos@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago

I was scrolling through job postings today and came across one that read like this. I was confused -> clicked the link -> saw a picture of two oil rig workers -> genuinely said "Ah, oil!" out loud -> and closed the web page.

They try to hide behind green washing and jargon. It happened to me at a university career fair a few months ago, too.

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

the only possible way this could be worse was if it was called CloudChain and also had weird blockchain/crypto nonsense.

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 9 points 3 days ago

Chat, is this real?

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Oh, that CloudBox...

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 44 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

A game of Bingo requires several players to have different cards. That would be on another card. Other possible entries:

  • Uses recently popular buzzword tech for no reason.
  • Uses an always-on internet connection and multiple server farms to perform a function that ran locally on a Palm V PDA in 1997
  • Isn't legal in the EU
[-] kautau@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Are you talking about the turbo encabulator, retro encabulator, or hyper encabulator?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nKk_-Lvhzo

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago

Happens often with GitHub projects as well. It's that or "it expands on the capabilities of BLARG by making it easier to use" - doesn't explain the changes

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