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[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

How about just hug a real human. Problem solved

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

How will they sell a human at the lowest cost? People have to eat and sleep.

[-] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

slavery was made illegal decades ago

[-] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago
[-] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

officially iirc yes, in practice no but because prisoners aren't considered human ¯\(ツ)

[-] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 weeks ago

Neither are the disabled apparently

[-] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

In Japan they have clubs for that sort of thing

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago
[-] venusaur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

They might not be able to feed your brain

this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2025
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