Thieves steal €30,000 in bull semen from farm in northern Germany (dpa-international.com)

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[-] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Probably because the actual plot would be nowhere near exciting enough to compensate for the draconian restrictions enforced by ratings agencies for daring to mention human reproduction 🤷

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