30 thousand euros worth? Where are they sold?
It's for personal use.
Kinda looks like milk, so maybe they were thirsty?
If only there was a vegan alternative.
you may not have any of my flower semen.
edit: no that's mean take a teensy piece
Veganism implies consent.
Do I need to spell it out for you how to get a load in a vegan way or can you figure it out?
These guys were THIRSTY!
The pedigrees of steers is a world unto itself. I've heard stories of people who were in the business getting wined and dined by governments. Bizarre but pretty interesting.
Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?
Probably because the actual plot would be nowhere near exciting enough to compensate for the draconian restrictions enforced by ratings agencies for daring to mention human reproduction 🤷
One man's cum is another man's income
Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs
Why is that guy red
He's a twiggy alien that's severely allergic to dogs
Is nothing sacred?
My milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard
How do you fence 30k of cow spunk?
Prost Mahlzeit!
How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.
The official unit is bull-kkake.
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