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When going to France you are only permitted a single egg. (lazysoci.al)

submitted 1 month ago by ZDL@lazysoci.al to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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wait for it!

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

because one egg is one egg?
because one egg is an oath?

what am I missing here?

[-] gnutrino@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago

"Enough"

[-] DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

It's a pronunciation joke.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 1 month ago

~~joke~~

yolk.

this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2025

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