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submitted 1 day ago by ZDL@lazysoci.al to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

I thought hard about what to do with the cash, but then I thought: "What would Jesus do?"

.So I turned it into wine.

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submitted 3 days ago by ZDL@lazysoci.al to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

wait for it!Because one egg is un oeuf.

[-] ZDL@lazysoci.al 10 points 1 week ago

cough

Stationery.

cough

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submitted 1 week ago by ZDL@lazysoci.al to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

You don't want the answer, trust me.With an itheberg.

[-] ZDL@lazysoci.al 1 points 2 weeks ago

I do so love block bait that so clearly identifies itself.

[-] ZDL@lazysoci.al 2 points 2 weeks ago

TAKE YOUR DAMNED UPVOTE YOU HATEFUL BASTARD!

[-] ZDL@lazysoci.al 2 points 2 weeks ago

I must confess to requiring assistance here.

ZDL

joined 3 weeks ago