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I thought hard about what to do with the cash, but then I thought: "What would Jesus do?"

So I turned it into wine.

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[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I recently came into a lot of money.

The bank wouldn't take it, said I'd have to rinse it off first

[-] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Uncle version

[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Oh shit, we need an Uncle Jokes community

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