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RFK Jr. Announces Plans to Live Forever After Stuffing His Holes with Silica Gel Packets (thehardtimes.net)
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[-] tal@lemmy.today 8 points 3 weeks ago

IIRC, silica gel beads enlarge when they absorb water.

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I think that's the plan, lol

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