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The great millennial garbage gyre
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Looking forward to getting back on dating apps at 38
Look, I did it at 47. Take the time to make a good profile, ask for help on pics and be an authentic you. It’s a mess out there, for those that never try.
I would like to second this point, especially if you're not practiced at taking selfies. I've seen some fine looking men IRL whose profile pictures looked like potato.
It doesn't have to be this way. People like to help, and most would be happy to see you meet someone special. Might as well ask.
Thirded. People like to think that their match will be deep enough to look past something superficial like a bad photo, but that's not how most of us work. People see a decent photo and then check the rest.
You don't have to be a model or movie star. Good lighting. Clothes that fit. A background that's not, like, a dingy bathroom or your car.
If they aren't divorced they are probably crazy.
Target the divorced MILFs. That's your best bet. This also applies if you're a cis-het woman.
I ended up marrying a girl 17 years younger than me 🤷♂️
17 years younger than me is 23, I cannot image that amount of energy.
I have serious questions about a 23-year-old that wanted anything to do with me.
They have questions too. Like what level of life insurance do you have? Are beneficiaries easy to add? And what kind of food is your favorite?
When you’re 21 and he’s 30+, the sex is the best you’ll ever have.