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Ancient solutions??? Shit! That would work TODAY!!!
If Kamala Harris had promised bigger penis's to all men if elected, she would be president right now.
Thats how I know all those pills and whatnot aren't worth trying. If ANYTHING worked, it would become a competition. And suddenly it wouldn't even be about if women liked it. Guys would be walking around with 60 inch dicks complaining they aren't big enough, because their neighbor is 90 inches soft.
And the human race would end, because no woman would be able to even take dicks anymore, so they'd just stop having sex.
And guys would STILL keep growing.
But none of that is real. So I know anything selling penis enlargement is a scam without needing to even try.
Twist: There is a reliable method, but it is being suppressed because penis insecurity drives so many behaviors that it is considered a load-bearing pillar of world economics. Penis equity would lead to global collapse.
It's being suppressed not by Big Penis, but by Small Penis.
Big small penis is behind this
Honest to god, 4-7 inches is indistinguishable. Everyone’s dick is fine. The vagina only has nerve endings down like 2-3”. It’s only really gay men who are size queens, because it’s different for anal. I’ve had good sex with guys with 3”, I’ve had terrible sex with guys with 8”. The size had zero to do with the quality of the sex, it was more about respect/kink/other shit.
Taking 9”+ hurts. Some people are masochists and like that, but istg dick complexes are ridiculous.
Man I hate it when I'm around someone with a istg dick complex.
“I swear to god” - for emphasis because it’s such an obnoxious thing.
If I could afford a phalloplasty, I’d go for 5” and be delighted with it.
Oooohhh. I thought you had somehow completely flubbed typing the word "big", or something like that.
Ugh. You're not even paying attention! She said she DOESN'T flub the big ones! She likes the average ones!
Real I (29M) am like 13-14" and chicks at the gym always telling me how big it is (my spotter (31M) and I always wear sweatpants), but my last gf (24F supermodel) said her last bf (51M, $2.3M, 101mm) felt basically the same.
I don't buy it. I'm slightly bigger than average, not huge, but still bump into the cervix, for example with doggy.
I actually feel sorry for anyone more than 8 or 9 inches, as they must not be able to bury themselves completely very often.
Poor doggy. That's not what they meant by "give a dog a bone"!
Eh. Having a huge dick isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
Big dicks tend not to get hard and flop around.
No, because nobody would have believed her, for the same reasons you outlined below.
Now if AOC had run she might have been able to get away with it, but she’s starting to approach the age where that spell just doesn’t work anymore.