Twist: There is a reliable method, but it is being suppressed because penis insecurity drives so many behaviors that it is considered a load-bearing pillar of world economics. Penis equity would lead to global collapse.

Honest to god, 4-7 inches is indistinguishable. Everyone’s dick is fine. The vagina only has nerve endings down like 2-3”. It’s only really gay men who are size queens, because it’s different for anal. I’ve had good sex with guys with 3”, I’ve had terrible sex with guys with 8”. The size had zero to do with the quality of the sex, it was more about respect/kink/other shit.

Taking 9”+ hurts. Some people are masochists and like that, but istg dick complexes are ridiculous.

Eh. Having a huge dick isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

Big dicks tend not to get hard and flop around.

If Kamala Harris had promised bigger penis's to all men if elected, she would be president right now.

No, because nobody would have believed her, for the same reasons you outlined below.

Now if AOC had run she might have been able to get away with it, but she’s starting to approach the age where that spell just doesn’t work anymore.

Spell activates, but all men in a 10 km radius get instant double D cups.

Chalice with that potion that sets in motion the erosion of reason for commotion like fire in a ball where you dance not slow but real low unlike damage 5d6 to the liver but got an organ grow lotion see so I'm good G.

I tracked down the source to simplysilly but am unable to go further due to not having an instagram account.

So far doesn't seem AI. I certify it "likely real."

No, this is just fanta-sea 🎶

And also blaming the witches for their problems.

Like bro? You were born with a tiny dick. Blame yer daddy.

is this actually true?

If the people will not love her, they can fear her.

Dionysus would disagree

Some tribes across Africa were known for hunting, killing, and eating women they deemed witches. I couldn't find a source, but I remember reading about it. I think the last recorded successful hunt occured in the 90's.

I did however find this a 2008 article written by the guardian, that talks about the sell and use of albinos in Tanzania. It has absolutely nothing to do with my original point, just thought it was interesting and very fucked up.

we (men) are trying to get back in the coven's good graces so they can help us with the source of all human misery (dick too small)

Look, mom, I'm 2D now.

So youre telling me i get a biggerdick and wont hit my Head on doors anymore? Best wish ever!!!

I know someone who is almost 7 feet tall that has complained about wanting to make this very trade

Men would be bragging about how short they are.