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[-] capuccino@lemmy.world 92 points 4 days ago

Lmaooo Dudes, US people have no business making fun of communist if they do things like this. What do you mean you pay for an application for rent a space to living for????

[-] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 65 points 4 days ago

We also sometimes have to pay "pet rent", and no this does not cover pet damages.

[-] ViscloReader@lemmy.world 35 points 4 days ago

No fucking way this has to be a joke

[-] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

My cat costs me $30 per month in pet rent. And she still has the gall to lay around and complain like she pays the rent.

[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 days ago

My cat cost my insurance company whatever they paid my doctor to write a note to tell my landlord I wouldn’t be paying a pet deposit equal to a months rent (non-refundable) and pet rent.

She seemed annoyed by the whole thing but unsurprised. Apparently part of her job is to write the landlords fuck you notes.

[-] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

How does your doctor have a say in your rent agreement?

[-] Manalith@midwest.social 10 points 4 days ago

Writing a note saying this little guy is an emotional support little guy and therefore is covered by being an aspect of why you're alive or something.

[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago

Yep. And she’s right. This little shit has actually been very good for me. It helps having a little dependent to care for.

[-] procapra@lemmy.ml 25 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

You also have to prove you make 2x rent, sometimes 3x rent in order to actually qualify for an apartment (alot of us create fake paystubs for this) :)

We also will have a deposit that is usually 2-3x rent that we are supposed to get back when we move out. However every time this happens the landlords conveniently find damage to the property that didn't exist the day you moved out so you don't ever get that money back (or if you do, you only get 25-50% of it). :)

At the place I just moved out of, there was a roach infestation that the landlords refused to hire a pro to take care of that got entirely out of hand. They are holding my deposit for this. :)

You also aren't allowed to have anyone stay over longer than 3 days if they aren't on the lease without prior approval from the landlord. :)

Edit: Sometimes people have to get renters insurance too. :)

[-] ShouldIHaveFun@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

3x the rent as a revenue and 3 month deposit is also standard in Switzerland. However, the deposit is put in a special account and the bank releases it when you move out. It is not that easy for the landlord to get a part of it. About the rent not exceeding one third of the revenue, it's of course not always easy to do, but if you exceeded it, you would risk having other financial problems which wouldn't be good for you neither.

[-] Pirky@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago

Nope, 100% real. My roommate has a pet and the landlord forced them to pay a $50/month pet fee.

[-] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 19 points 4 days ago

God I love being so free though 🦅

[-] Denalduh@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Sorry that's an additional $20 service fee for loving something. Them the rules.

[-] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

Can I pay a subscription instead?

[-] Denalduh@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Sounds good. Let's sign you up for the $30/Month subscription.

[-] wurstgulasch3000@feddit.org 4 points 3 days ago

I love being oppressed by socialised healthcare, a livable minimum wage and walkable cities

[-] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 4 days ago

The real fun is having to pay extra on an application because you have a pet, then getting to pay an additional pet rent monthly. Also it's sometimes per pet, literally trying to treat them like bonus tenants.

[-] atoro@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 days ago

Mine was a $500 fee each for 2 cats, plus $25/ea per month. $3,400 over my stay there, and do you think I got my $400 security deposit back? Lol

[-] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 days ago

Not a joke. I suspect the creation of pet rent contributed to the dilution of the concept of service animals (people insisting that Rex the psychotic chihuahua is an emotional support animal).

[-] HenryDorsett@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Hey, a big mean looking pibble in darling purple sheen pearls is a great emotional support companion. Big big hugs and cuddles, can rough house just fine, and she emotionally supported a bad character out of the house when my wife was working from home and a trade-type guy apparently didn't get the memo that it wasn't a good idea to try that.

Her sister, same litter, needs an emotional support animal - and my wife rescued a soaking wet orange ball of spite and pain from under a car hood in the rain who realizes that "her" dog needs support during scary times (rain, jets, fireworks, all that).

She lives under the bed, shows up for food and water, to use the litter box, and for "her" puppy. It'd be adorable if she were more effective at it, but that house damage isn't so cute.

[-] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 days ago

Americans are fine with it. Extremely comfortable.

If they weren’t, they would do something about it.

[-] AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago

Vote blue no matter yahu

[-] dessalines@lemmy.ml 12 points 4 days ago

More apartments in the US have it than not nowadays. It's anywhere from 50-100 a month.

[-] webadict@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

These guys are saying $50-100 but I have seen $200 per month on a $1800 per month apartment. It's no joke.

[-] faltryka@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Yeah my cat is $50/mo….

[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

You mean "pet tax"

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