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Kash Patel Is Polygraphing FBI Staff to Find Out if They’re Being Mean About Him (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 months ago

And you thought J. Edgar Hoover was paranoid.

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Is he short? Seems like a short kinda guy

[-] Carvex@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

5’9”, but I can see that Short Height Indicator Type all over him, some people call it being SHITty

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Youd think all the evil would weigh him down even a touch

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world -2 points 5 months ago

That's short

[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 3 points 5 months ago

[-] rozodru@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

"The truth is like poetry, and everyone I know fucking hates poetry"

[-] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago

Maybe according to tinder. In reality that's pretty damn average.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world -3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

No, I'm just 6'5"

Edit: downvotes? Do you reject reality and substitute your own?

Edit edit: apparently it's just an "I'm angy that I'm short" button

[-] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Do you reject reality and substitute your own?

Quite literally what you are doing by calling the exact average for a US male, short, just because it's not freakishly tall like yourself. Some self awareness may be in order.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world -4 points 5 months ago

You don't seem to understand.

I am literally 6'5". That fact is being disagreed with.

Furthermore, y'all are short.

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 5 months ago

Relativity is a thing!

[-] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago

You're not understanding context.

No one has disagreed with your height. Not sure how you managed to misinterpret that.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world -3 points 5 months ago

Probably by how everyone is using the downvote button as a "press this if you're short and angry" button.

[-] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You're not good at actually responding to what someone said, are you? Just complete nonsequiturs from you. At this point complaining about down votes gets you more down votes.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Whatever you say, short king.

[-] moseschrute@piefed.social 1 points 5 months ago

Happy cake day!

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Happy 2 weeks, ~~Baby~~ Little1 :)

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Haha body shaming much funny

this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2025

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