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[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Man. If only there was some way to know before he became president. The second time.

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Donald Trump: Spends every waking minute of his life being a huge piece of shit to basically everyone he crosses paths with

MAGA: Surprised Pikachu Face "I'm starting to think there's a small chance that Donald Trump might actually not care about me. No that can't be it. He's totally going to follow through on his promise to deliver unicorns and fairy dust any minute now."

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

"But he told me I'm special. 🥺"

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

He never promised that, though. He promised to rid the land of gnomes, an under appreciated linchpin species. He also promised to reveal who has been pissing in the town well. By doing that, the unicorns and fairy dust would return naturally.

What he didn't mention was that aggressive deforestation had killed all the unicorns and fairies. And even if they did come back, they'd be shot on sight because an endangered species would halt the deforestation and that's currently profitable. Once the wildfires take out the rest of the enchanted forest, the townspeople will likely die in agony with their dignity stripped away, but that'll be profitable, too, if they can convince enough people that their support will put them on the survivor's side!

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Unfortunately, we've got a national media landscape that is absolutely choked with reactionary messaging and fascist propaganda.

I can't really blame a woman way out in West Texas - absolutely swimming in the slurry of AM Radio and right-wing press and arch-conservative religious institutions and social circles - who comes of age thinking that the "Pro-Life Party" actually gives a shit about the lives of young children while the "Far Left Socialist Party" wants to feed your innocent white babies into a Chinese Muslim wood chipper.

Probably doesn't help when the liberal party that ostensibly represents the state's enfranchised opposition spends half their time insisting "Actually yes! Immigration and tax cuts and oil drilling and Israel are the things that matter most! Those conservatives are just doing it incorrectly. They should govern more like Andrew Cuomo and Gavin Newsom!"

I'm dreading going into 2026, when the national big topic of conversation is going to be whether George Soros paid ISIS illegal immigrants to install the windmills that caused West Texas 9/11.

[-] devolution@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Stop giving this shit stain of a human waste a way out. Her vote sealed her children’s fates.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world -1 points 3 weeks ago

Do you genuinely believe that nobody in those summer camps had Dem voting parents, in a state that went 42% for Harris?

A girl on my block, in bright blue Houston Texas, was killed in the flash flood.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

You forgot chemtrails and hurricanes.

[-] Rooskie91@discuss.online 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

If only there were some document that clearly outlined his plans in intense detail while he was running for president.

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