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[-] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

This is akin to my proposal to make baseball and hockey more entertaining.

Hockey - replace "puck" with "fuck"

Shoot the fuck

Pass the fuck

Dump the fuck

Baseball - replace the word "pitch" with "bitch"

Here comes the bitch

That bitch was high

The bitch is outside

this post was submitted on 22 Jul 2025
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