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xkcd #3115: Unsolved Physics Problems
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Metals are crystals so why wouldn't they grow hairs? Probably just stray electrons and alignment issues lining up. Crystals do things, what's the big deal?
Everything we know about the way metal crystals grow is against they growing up hairs.