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[-] solrize@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago

"A good disguise does not reveal the person's height." (--Silvio Micali, cryptographer).

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Pshh, why would I take advice on anonymity from a guy whose full name + job you just doxxed?

[-] solrize@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The quote is from a well known published paper of his, but yeah, good point.

[-] primal_buddhist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

You can be a professor of a thing, for example. You don't have to be the thing.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

Do you know how tall he is? No? Then shut up!

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Surely it’s better to appear to reveal the person’s height and not actually do it. Maybe she’s 130cm and wearing stilts or 210cm and just kneeling.

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

Or maybe it's 3 racoons under a blanket !

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

5 basketball players under a thimble!

[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

No its definitely that, but how tall is she/they?

[-] solrize@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Maybe she’s 130cm and wearing stilts

Or the old 3 raccoons in a trench coat, heh.

[-] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 points 1 month ago

You should also put some rocks in your shoes.

[-] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Or just wake up randomly with your knee sprained so badly it will not bend (for no reason at all) forcing you to alter your gait and walk like a geriatric paraplegic

[-] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Did that, how do I get back to my regular walking rhythm now?

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 month ago

Maybe they've a hat or something else on that changes their height

But in this case I don't think you need to go that far

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