"A good disguise does not reveal the person's height." (--Silvio Micali, cryptographer).
Pshh, why would I take advice on anonymity from a guy whose full name + job you just doxxed?
The quote is from a well known published paper of his, but yeah, good point.
You can be a professor of a thing, for example. You don't have to be the thing.
Do you know how tall he is? No? Then shut up!
Surely it’s better to appear to reveal the person’s height and not actually do it. Maybe she’s 130cm and wearing stilts or 210cm and just kneeling.
Or maybe it's 3 racoons under a blanket !
5 basketball players under a thimble!
No its definitely that, but how tall is she/they?
Maybe she’s 130cm and wearing stilts
Or the old 3 raccoons in a trench coat, heh.
You should also put some rocks in your shoes.
Or just wake up randomly with your knee sprained so badly it will not bend (for no reason at all) forcing you to alter your gait and walk like a geriatric paraplegic
Did that, how do I get back to my regular walking rhythm now?
Maybe they've a hat or something else on that changes their height
But in this case I don't think you need to go that far
Yet again, a low paid worker proving to be more intelligent than c-suits.
Suits: I can do what I want, because I have money!
Workers: If anyone finds out what I'm doing, I won't have money...
Ironically I expect their business to go up (of the original couple that inspired the meme).
Astronomer was a name known mostly by people dabbling in Data Engineering, and even then not that well. Now the whole world knows about them.
I'm ok with cheating on work, not ok with cheating on partners.
Fuuucckkk that shit.
This lady has strong Yip Yip vibes…
Me , unemployed and single: I have no such weakness.
How do you eat though? Me over here been working the same job for 19 years and I'm not even eligible for unemployment.
Crime? Best guess is crime.
Naah. I live with my parents because I am pathetic that way. Also, I don't really go to concerts. My OG comment was just a joke at the expense of my circumstance.
Friend don't worry, I have coworkers who've moved back with their parents because rent is crazy right now and it was the best move financially - not pathetic at all. Use the time to work on yourself and try not to let your parents drive you nuts.
You had a chance to let people assume youre cool.
I'm 28 and next month will be the first time I won't be living with family. Use the supports you have and try to save and train up. That's how you get stable these days. Hope you can pull something off man!
With ticket prices as they are, it would cost me my car and possibly my kidney.
Good point.
It's a g-g-g-g-ghost!
Selam alaykum, dear Swiftie
Turns out Cousin It is a Taylor Swift fan.
I have never cared enough about a job to do this
It’s a mental health day. The only thing that could cure my depression is live music.
I'm sure a rainbow balaclava would also work
Astronomer CEO should've done this
No risk of this at the metalcore show.
Love how there are sunglasses on. I think it needs more accessories.
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