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Innovative solutions at our fingertips (cw suicide) (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 months ago by FunkyStuff@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] MoreAmphibians@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

I don't get it. Where does the AI part come into play?

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 47 points 2 months ago

[-] Sulvy@hexbear.net 46 points 2 months ago

our end goal is for every New Yorker to be a potential jumper

i-cant

[-] MoreAmphibians@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

I have no further questions.

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

Everyone gives 20 dollars, everyone gets 5,000. It’s simple and observable mathematics.

[-] stink@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Do slurp juices work on $USD?

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

You can say this about every AI startup, so I think this idea has legs.

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

It would have to; can't jump without legs

[-] CriticalOtaku@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Our patent-pending DePressive algorithm (Working title) will comb through publicly available meta-data, looking for tell-tale signs of suicidal ideation (such as a general left-wing outlook on the world), allowing our talented team at marketing (outsourced) to better identify and target potential clients at mass scale with minimal cost.