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[-] MoreAmphibians@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

I don't get it. Where does the AI part come into play?

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 47 points 1 week ago
[-] Sulvy@hexbear.net 46 points 1 week ago

our end goal is for every New Yorker to be a potential jumper

i-cant

[-] MoreAmphibians@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago

I have no further questions.

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

Everyone gives 20 dollars, everyone gets 5,000. It’s simple and observable mathematics.

[-] stink@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 6 days ago

Do slurp juices work on $USD?

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

You can say this about every AI startup, so I think this idea has legs.

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

It would have to; can't jump without legs

[-] CriticalOtaku@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Our patent-pending DePressive algorithm (Working title) will comb through publicly available meta-data, looking for tell-tale signs of suicidal ideation (such as a general left-wing outlook on the world), allowing our talented team at marketing (outsourced) to better identify and target potential clients at mass scale with minimal cost.

this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2025
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