Markets arereallyus is a fantastic name
tao_te_chaching
Capitalism when justifying not investing in infrastructure (platform screen doors).
I like those odds
It's a win-win plan. If you're suffering from SI, you have a 90% chance to get $5000. If you're willing to risk your life for an E.V. of $4500, you also can buy in. The free market saves even more lives.
I don't get it. Where does the AI part come into play?
our end goal is for every New Yorker to be a potential jumper
I have no further questions.
Everyone gives 20 dollars, everyone gets 5,000. It’s simple and observable mathematics.
Do slurp juices work on $USD?
You can say this about every AI startup, so I think this idea has legs.
It would have to; can't jump without legs
Our patent-pending DePressive algorithm (Working title) will comb through publicly available meta-data, looking for tell-tale signs of suicidal ideation (such as a general left-wing outlook on the world), allowing our talented team at marketing (outsourced) to better identify and target potential clients at mass scale with minimal cost.
depravity in an app.. just like all the rest :)
downloading the app where you can pay people to not kill themselves is heroic.
and there surely would be NO grifters whatsoever on such an app
Well if they sign up they have a 1/10 chance to get pushed onto the tracks so I don't see the problem
fair point
Depravity as a service
Barbarity2Barbarity DaaS
I have no idea what any of this means
Right but then you have more than 10x the people sign up to be the jumper than the normal amount of jumpers and suddenly you've created more delay and cost. Think of the economy!
chapotraphouse
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