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[-] Dimmer06@hexbear.net 45 points 1 week ago

Markets arereallyus is a fantastic name

[-] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago

tao_te_chaching

chefs-kiss

[-] danisth@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

Capitalism when justifying not investing in infrastructure (platform screen doors).

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 week ago
[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago

It's a win-win plan. If you're suffering from SI, you have a 90% chance to get $5000. If you're willing to risk your life for an E.V. of $4500, you also can buy in. The free market saves even more lives.

[-] MoreAmphibians@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

I don't get it. Where does the AI part come into play?

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 47 points 1 week ago
[-] Sulvy@hexbear.net 46 points 1 week ago

our end goal is for every New Yorker to be a potential jumper

i-cant

[-] MoreAmphibians@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago

I have no further questions.

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

Everyone gives 20 dollars, everyone gets 5,000. It’s simple and observable mathematics.

[-] stink@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Do slurp juices work on $USD?

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

You can say this about every AI startup, so I think this idea has legs.

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

It would have to; can't jump without legs

[-] CriticalOtaku@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Our patent-pending DePressive algorithm (Working title) will comb through publicly available meta-data, looking for tell-tale signs of suicidal ideation (such as a general left-wing outlook on the world), allowing our talented team at marketing (outsourced) to better identify and target potential clients at mass scale with minimal cost.

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

depravity in an app.. just like all the rest :)

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

i-think-that downloading the app where you can pay people to not kill themselves is heroic.

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

and there surely would be NO grifters whatsoever on such an app

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

Well if they sign up they have a 1/10 chance to get pushed onto the tracks so I don't see the problem

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago
[-] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago
[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Barbarity2Barbarity DaaS

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

I have no idea what any of this means

[-] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Right but then you have more than 10x the people sign up to be the jumper than the normal amount of jumpers and suddenly you've created more delay and cost. Think of the economy!

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