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We can also breathe through our butts. Nothing new here. https://www.theguardian.com/science/2024/sep/12/ig-nobel-prize-goes-to-team-who-found-mammals-can-breathe-through-anuses
Me 5 minutes ago: Oh god. No, I should not click that link. I'm definitely going to regret clicking that link if I do. I for sure am not going to... dammit I clicked the link.
Me now: Ok, that's pretty smart, actually.
The glutes are poorly optimized even for atmospheric propulsion but the frontiers of knowledge must be advanced.
Can... Fish absorb oxygen by butt too?
Not your butt. Maybe theirs...
What if the fish 'swims' up my butt?
There's a fish/eel critter that lives that way inside sea cucumbers.
Some fish "talk" by farting.