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[-] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

See also: s*x, k*ll, r*pe, etc.

[-] rbn@sopuli.xyz 56 points 2 days ago

Kyll is a beautiful little stream in Germany.

[-] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 days ago

Wow, I'd love to Kyll myself on a hot, summer's day!

[-] Gloomy@mander.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

You might even use that opportunity and go on a Kylling spree.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

No, the spree is a different river

[-] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What's the problem with sax and rope?

[-] badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago
[-] spizzat2@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 days ago
[-] sol6_vi@lmmy.retrowaifu.io 2 points 2 days ago

I kept scrolling to find this and here it is. 🎖️

[-] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 18 points 2 days ago

Seggs, unalive, grape

I've also seen people use peach for porn. Why are advertisers such puritans?

[-] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago

I guess not too different from pr0n, h4x, etc. Maybe a tale as old as time?

[-] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

True, I guess. There was also an element of belonging to using l33tspeak as a censoring tool which is also present in today's tiktok euphemisms

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago
[-] Zink@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

Maybe they finally got rid of those fookin' prawns all out of district 9!

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 2 days ago
[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 day ago
[-] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

Looks to me like it's pronounced weed.

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago

It's a content filter evasion for "weed". Trips me up every time one of my online friends uses it, I go "IUD? No that doesn't make sense. Ood from Doctor Who? Nah. Some kinda French thing? Oh yeah it's weed"

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 day ago

Weed was my first guess ,but I know Americans can’t pronounce written French for shit so I knew I was wrong lol. Thank you.

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

what'd krill do to you?

this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2025
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