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this post was submitted on 03 Aug 2025
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No successful Botox doctor is going to be this honest. It's bad for business.
the OP is a fairly well known stand up. this is a joke
I've never heard of a botox doctor before, I'm sure something like this has been said to patients by a ton of successful dermatologist and other doctors that can administer botox though
The contract must have already been signed.
It's not a one-and-done treatment. You need to keep going back, so the doctor's incentivised to make sure you still want to come back.
Botox injections are used as a treatment for migraines sometimes, so it wouldn't be that weird for this conversation to happen in that context. (I know it's a joke)
Keep em trapped with fear of ugliness.
when ironically the shit is making most of them uglier.
like, what the fuck is this even?
https://www.thelist.com/1784977/kristi-noem-unrecognizable-throwback-pic-before-plastic-surgery/