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[UPDATE: fake] They made his car "cease & desist"
(lemmus.org)
UPDATE: Busted by the Verge, sorry everybody. Fuck.
*Original Post*
Article: Tesla Allegedly Disables Rapper’s Cybertruck After Song Critique.
If I made a song about legs, they would no longer ride my bike? Nah, looks like bicycles are the "Linux" of the streets.
bicycles are linux of the streets got no terms of service to deny my feets can't remote disable can't cut the cable my ass self-heats the seat
Keep at least one wheel on the ground Miracle vehicle weighs less than 6000 pounds ride, subscribe and like not an ebike but an open source OS you ride around
Keep your microsoft road tank Who really owns it, the dealer or the bank Mandatory update, pull over Rental overweight mars rover I'll ride by freely Popping a wheelie Try grepping a pipe next time you wank
That just makes Linux sound subpar and inferior for 99% of most of society.
.........ok, I guess you have a point. It really IS the linux of the streets!
You done lost your mind boy
Hot take.
What kind of phone do you use?
Nokia Lumia
Using a 21+ year old phone to win an argument that you didn't know you were going to have. How prescient, are you a Guild navigator?
My whole life has led up to this moment.