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New survey finds the safest place to live is on the Epstein list (newsthump.com)

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[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 24 points 1 day ago

Famous neighbours reportedly include an assortment of billionaires, royals, and former politicians who spend their days sipping cocktails in the sunshine of plausible deniability.

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