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[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 24 points 21 hours ago

Famous neighbours reportedly include an assortment of billionaires, royals, and former politicians who spend their days sipping cocktails in the sunshine of plausible deniability.

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 17 hours ago

Should have put himself on his list.

[-] icelimit@lemmy.ml 28 points 21 hours ago

He died for the sins of all those on his list.

[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 2 points 21 hours ago

Does that make him sex offender Jesus?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 17 hours ago

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

[-] icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Saint of rapists and pedophiles. Or demon of? Even baddies need their guardians.

this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2025
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