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Better Safe than Sorry! I’m Punching Random Bald Guys On the Off Chance One of Them is Jeff Bezos (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 1 month ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Hehe, I'm in danger

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[-] EarlOfSam@quokk.au 12 points 1 month ago

As a Bald Brother, we gotta take one for the human race o7

[-] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Thank you for your service. 🫡

[-] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

So brave

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